ANNIE FUCKING OAKLEY AND FLY ROD MOTHERFUCKING CROSBY GET IT SO! HARD!!! WE LOVE THESE OUTDOOR SPORTSLADIES AND THEIR BAD-ASS ATTITUDES AND THEIR SHOWMANSHIP AND THEIR ATHLETIC PROWESS AND THEIR HUMILITY AND THEIR VERY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE AWARDS AND RECORDS. WE WANT TO BE LIKE THEM! JUST, LIKE, A TINY LITTLE BIT LIKE THEM WOULD BE FINE! JUST ONE-ONE HUNDREDTH AS COOL AS THEY ARE WOULD SUFFICE!