ANYONE WHO HAS A FUCKING BRAIN KNOWS HOW HARD IT IS TO INVENT SOMETHING. LIKE MAGGIE THOUGHT SHE INVENTED FAST-MOVING URBAN SIDEWALKS WITH ROOFS THE OTHER DAY BUT SHE WAS REALLY JUST THINKING OF TRAINS. FUCK, THAT'S ALREADY BEEN INVENTED. BUT FUCKING SHIRLEY JACKSON AND HEDY LAMARR WERE SO FUCKING SMART THAT THEY BOTH CONTRIBUTED TO INVENTIONS THAT WE ALL STILL USE TODAY! LIKE, A LOT! THESE WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND SMART, WE SHOULD BE SCREAMING ABOUT THEM FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS PRETTY MUCH CONSTANTLY. LET'S START TODAY!